Humidity, it kills the “Do”-
Limp, lifeless, it’s our fate.
The water that descends in mist-
Conditions which we hate.
It always seem to come in time
For special celebrate.
Your hair looks like it flattened out.
No time – resuscitate!
Prolonged usage of the spray,
If there was just some clue.
When stepping out, the hair goes south.
This simply will not do.